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WHO IS PEKKO?
I'm the computer guy. I repair computers. Born 06/28/2006.
WHERE?
Via Belvedere 1, 46040 Rivalta sul Mincio (MN), Italy. House calls, remote help, 3 AM on channel 47.
WHAT?
PC · Mac · phones · printers · Wi-Fi · Windows · Office · viruses · duplicates · sighs. More about Pekko »

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Via Belvedere 1
Rivalta sul Mincio (MN)
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Welcome, PC abusers!
Get $pace now!!! I can prove that virus isn’t yours. Call today (not toll free). Better Call Pekko 351-035-5506
Have you or someone you know been affected by the tragedy of Windows Vista? Pekko can help! Los Backups Hermanos — ¡Que seguro! (a company that does not exist)
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CONSULTATIONSFree consultation hotline: 351-035-5506 · si parla italiano

What Pekko can do for you (free consultation · si parla italiano)

Virus removal — Malware, pop-ups, seventeen toolbars, a PC that boots in ten minutes. Cleaned and sped up. pwned.Duplicate files — The same holiday photos saved four times, “copy of copy of copy”. Found, compared, deleted with your OK.
Folder cleanup — Desktop full, Downloads exploding, photos on three disks and two phones. A place for everything.Printer won’t print — Printers, scanners, “empty” cartridges that are full. It will print again today.
Speakers, sound, mic — Mute speakers, crackling mic, headphones that won’t pair, webcam gone missing.Drivers — Graphics, audio, network, the update that broke everything. The right driver in the right place.
Windows — Clean install, upgrade, restore. All of them: 11 · 10 · 10/11 Enterprise LTSC · ARM64 · 8.1 · 8 · 7 · Vista · XP · Server.Office — Install, repair, set up, with your licence. 365 · 2024 · 2021 · 2019 · 2016 · 2013 · 2010 · Office for Mac.
System restore — The PC goes back to day one without losing your photos and documents.Change operating system — Windows to Linux and back, old version to new. Data safe, programs back, printer included.
Document re-layout — Theses, résumés, menus, flyers, reports: same words, decent look. Even the table of contents.Format conversion — DOC, DOCX, ODT, Pages, PDF, pictures, audio, video: I open it, you get it back in the format you need.
Backup & recovery — Before it’s too late, or right after.Wi-Fi & home network — Routers, repeaters, cables, network printers, the corner of the house with no signal.
Cell phones — Contacts backup, photos off the phone, ringtones, screens, chargers. All brands, even the bitten one.New PC, turnkey — Set up, moved in from the old one, ready to go.
Passwords & e-mail — Accounts, logins, two-factor. Yes, I will guess it. It’s the cat.Inside cleaning & parts — SSD, RAM, fans, thermal paste. The PC stops sounding like a hairdryer.
Macs too — Yes, they break. Same prices, slightly more sighing. No Genius required.Websites — I also make websites. This one took an afternoon in 2006 (allegedly).

Windows versions handled

Windows 11Windows 10Windows 10 / 11 Enterprise LTSCWindows ARM64Windows 8.1Windows 8Windows 7Windows VistaWindows XPWindows Server

Office versions handled

Office 365Office 2024Office 2021Office 2019Office 2016Office 2013Office 2010Office for Mac
WINDOWS OR OFFICE — FREE*

With your first repair over €50, Pekko installs and sets up Windows or Office at no extra charge: updated system, programs where they belong, printer connected.

CLAIM IT NOW *Free is the installation, update and setup work, with your own licence or one bought separately. No pirate copies: they carry more viruses than I remove.
Mincio Discount Mattress Barn: we won’t be undersold!!! Also: laptops. (does not exist)
Mac broken? Yes, it happens. We fix the ones with the bite too. No Genius required.
Crazy Gino’s Discount Laptops: prices so low they’re probably illegal (does not exist)

Weather

Rivalta sul Mincio: 21°C, partly cloudy. Chance of viruses: 80%.

Free consultation hotline

351-035-5506
SI PARLA ITALIANO · not toll free · WhatsApp

ABOUT PEKKOa.k.a. the computer guy · profile views: 1,337

Hi!!! I’m Pekko. I repair computers. That’s it, that’s the bio. Everything else below is bonus content. ^_^

NameAlberto Pecchini, but everybody calls me PEKKO (also pzkko, PeKKo, pekko_the_pc_guy)
Born06/28/2006 — same day this website was last updated (coincidence? yes)
LocationVia Belvedere 1, 46040 Rivalta sul Mincio (MN), Italy
JobI’m the computer guy. I repair computers. Also printers, which are not computers, they are enemies.
StatusAvailable (for repairs)
LanguagesItalian, English, Windows error codes, printer noises
Moodfixing
Now playing56k modem handshake (extended remix)
Currently drinkingcoffee (donate one below)
Office hoursBy appointment. Also 3 AM on channel 47.
TransportPC ambulance (a white van in my imagination), a motorbike (no drivers needed)
Also makeswebsites. The serious one is linked at the bottom. This one is the fun one.

Likes

  • printers that print
  • the Mincio river
  • salami (payment accepted)
  • floppy disks (1.44 MB of hope)
  • Impact font, in 3D
  • the sound of a fixed fan
  • my tortoise
  • my giant African snail

Dislikes

  • Vista
  • toolbars (all seventeen)
  • “free” screensavers
  • the price of a laptop charger with a bite on it
  • people who say “it just stopped working”
  • ink cartridges that are “empty”

Meet the staff

PEKKOPEKKOCEO, CTO, the computer guypoints at things until they work
THE TORTOISETHE TORTOISEHead of Securityslow, steady, has never been hacked
THE SNAILTHE SNAILCustomer Relationsleaves a trail, follows up

Pekko's top 8

1. the tortoise2. the snail3. the printer (on and off)4. grandma_rita5. BigTony_MN6. the router7. jessica_888. Vista (blocked)

Sites by Pekko

rivaltasulmincio.it · cascinafontana.xyz · the serious website · yours?

PEKKO’S OUTFIT — photo album (9 pics)

Pekko’s outfit #1Pekko’s outfit #2Pekko’s outfit #3Pekko’s outfit #4Pekko’s outfit #5Pekko’s outfit #6Pekko’s outfit #7Pekko’s outfit #8Pekko’s outfit #9

rate my suit!!! (rating disabled since 2009)

Mincio Dairy Call Center: press 1 for milk, 2 for tech support, 3 to moo (does not exist)
Mincio Scooter Wireless: Wi-Fi that follows you, slowly (does not exist)

PRICE LIST2009 edition · call for today’s prices · si parla italiano

ServicePriceNotes
ConsultationFREEphone, WhatsApp, e-mail or in person
SighFREEunlimited
Virus removal & cleanup€39toolbars removed at no extra charge
Duplicate file hunt€29you keep the cat photos you want
Windows clean install€49FREE with your first repair over €50*
Office install & setup€29FREE with your first repair over €50*
Printer exorcism€25holy water not included
Speakers / drivers / sound€25until you can hear the error beep again
Data recoveryfrom €59depends how dead it is
Backup setup€29before it’s too late (or €59 right after)
PC inside cleaning€35fans, dust, thermal paste
Wi-Fi & home network€35router, repeaters, the dead corner
Cell phone contacts backup€10all brands, even the bitten one
Document re-layoutfrom €19thesis, résumé, menu, flyer
Format conversion€10first file free (coupon)
Hourly rate€20/hfor everything else
House call€10within 10 km of Via Belvedere 1 · free over €100
Mac surcharge€0same price, 30% more sighing

*with your own licence. Prices are the 2009 parody list: call for a real quote, you’ll get one before anything starts. VAT not applicable (occasional services). Cash, PayPal, PostePay, bank transfer, salami (negotiable).

Gino’s Pizza & Data Recovery: free floppy with every margherita (does not exist)
Rivalta Tan & Toner: get a tan while we refill your cartridge (does not exist)

WE ACCEPT

CashVisaMasterCardPayPalPostePayBancomatBank transferSalami (negotiable)

AS SEEN ON TVChannel 47 · every night at 3 AM

TV commercial: Pekko in his office changing pose, call now 351-035-5506
PEKKOVISION

Channel 47

Channel 47, every night at 3 AM, right between the knife infomercial and the psychic hotline. Now with 200% more pixels.

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TESTIMONIALSReal comments from real people who do not exist

Pekko worked for me!!!! (11 comments)

jessica_88's webcam photo
jessica_88 03/14/2009 11:52 PM

omg pekko fixd my pc in like 2 hrs!!! ty ty ty!!! xoxo :)

BigTony_MN's webcam photo
BigTony_MN 05/02/2009 06:14 AM

my printer works now. i dont know how. i dont care. 5 stars.

grandma_rita's webcam photo
grandma_rita 05/19/2009 09:31 PM

PEKKO FIXED MY PC!!!! now i can feed my virtual cows again!!!1

mike_from_mantova's webcam photo
mike_from_mantova 07/07/2009 01:03 AM

he told me 2 stop downloading “free” screensavers. he was right :( epic fail on my part

kittylover2009's webcam photo
kittylover2009 08/23/2009 04:45 PM

lol he found 4000 duplicate photos of my cat. all of them of my cat. kept 3999

dave's webcam photo
dave 10/12/2009 10:10 AM

i thought vista was a virus. pekko said “close enough”

nerd4life's webcam photo
nerd4life 11/30/2009 11:59 PM

10/10 would boot again. also he ate my salami. worth it. w00t

raven_666's webcam photo
raven_666 01/15/2010 02:22 AM

my pc had 47 toolbars. pekko removed 46. i kept one for the memories.

PaoloPaolo's webcam photo
PaoloPaolo 02/28/2010 07:40 PM

he came 2 my house in a yellow suit. printer got scared and started working

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xXx_D4rk_L0rd_xXx 04/01/2010 03:12 AM

brb calling pekko

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the_turtle 04/01/2010 03:13 AM

he is fast. too fast. — comment approved by the snail

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To: From: E-card #
#1E-card #1: Virus problem? I’ll turn that malware into a screensaver!
#2E-card #2: Duplicate files? I can make them disappear!
#3E-card #3: Printer problems? I’ll prove it’s not your fault
#4E-card #4: Warrant out for your hard drive? I know a guy who knows a guy
#5E-card #5: Slow PC? I’ll turn that Pentium into a slightly faster Pentium
#6E-card #6: Forgot your password? I’ll guess it. It’s your cat’s name.

OFFICE WEBCAMCam 1 · Pekko’s office · Via Belvedere 1, Rivalta sul Mincio

Pekko’s office: a desk, a beige phone, a wall of old monitors and printers, an Italian flag
CAM 1 · PEKKO’S OFFICE · VIA BELVEDERE 1
06/28/2006 03:12:44 AM
● REC
LIVE · 56k

Viewers online: 3 · Stream quality: 56k

LIVE OFFICE WEBCAM

Pekko walks by every few seconds. Press USE MY WEBCAM to put yourself in his office (the picture never leaves your computer). Then choose an ugly filter and take a snapshot.

guest_1337: is he there??

pekko: yes. always. what did the computer do

guest_1337: it makes a noise like a boat

pekko: thats the fan. or a boat. bring it in

sandra72: hi pekko do u also fix toasters

pekko: only if they run windows. kthxbai

Webcam schedule

Mon–Fri 9–18: Pekko at his desk (sometimes) · Sat: turtle patrol · Sun: offline (church, salami) · 3 AM: on TV, channel 47

PEKKO’S FORUMphpBB archive · 1,337 members · 12,003 posts · 0 spam (lol)

TopicAuthorRepliesLast post
🔥 [SOLVED] printer prints blank pages!!! HOTgrandma_rita4703/14/2009
by pekko
📄 HELP!!! my msn wont loginjessica_881204/02/2009
by BigTony_MN
🔥 Vista or XP???? (poll inside) HOTdave1,20405/19/2009
by raven_666
📄 best antivirus 2009??mike_from_mantova8806/28/2009
by pekko
📄 how 2 burn dvdPaoloPaolo607/07/2009
by nerd4life
🔒 is limewire safe?xXx_D4rk_L0rd_xXx308/23/2009
by pekko
📄 my cat sat on the keyboard and now everything is in chinesekittylover20092110/12/2009
by pekko
🔥 PEKKO’S OUTFIT: rate the yellow suit HOTthe_snail40411/30/2009
by the_turtle
📌 [STICKY] READ BEFORE POSTING: have u tried turning it off and on againpekko006/28/2006
by pekko

Registration closed in 2010. To post, call Pekko. It’s faster anyway. · Register · Log in · FAQ · Memberlist · Usergroups

PHONES & NETWORKSAll brands, all providers, all of 2009

CELL PHONE CORNER

Brands:

NokiaMotorolaSony EricssonSamsungLGBlackBerryHTCSiemensAlcatelPalmthe bitten one

Models we still remember:

Nokia 3310 (immortal)Nokia N95Motorola RAZR V3Sony Ericsson W810BlackBerry CurveHTC DreamSamsung StariPhone 3G (yes, that too)

Services:

  • contacts backup (SIM → PC → new phone)
  • photos off the phone before it dies
  • polyphonic ringtones (see FREE RINGTONES)
  • wallpapers 176×220
  • Bluetooth file transfer, the hard way
  • screen & charger replacement
  • unlock, legally
  • MMS settings (remember MMS?)

INTERNET PROVIDERS I CONFIGURE

Alice ADSLFastwebTiscaliLiberoInfostradaTele2TIMWindVodafone3 (Tre)56k dial-up (respect)Wi-Fi WEP (please upgrade)FTTH (welcome to the future)

Router, modem, repeaters, network printers, LAN parties, the neighbour’s Wi-Fi (no).

Cell phone corner: contacts backup, ringtones, unlock, screens, chargers. All brands, even the bitten one.
Nonna’s Tortellini & Tech Support: she will ask if you’ve eaten (does not exist)
Zio Beppe’s Salami & Web Hosting: 99.9% uptime, 100% pork (does not exist)

COUPONSPrint them. Screenshot them. Just call.

(coupons only, we’re not monsters)

✂ CUT HERE NOVIRUS09 FREE VIRUS SCAN

with any repair over €50

Expires 12/31/2009 (still valid, nobody updated it) · Not valid with other offers · Limit one per customer · Pekko reserves the right to sigh.
✂ CUT HERE DRIVE10 10% OFF

driver installation. Must present coupon. Printing counts. Screenshots count. Just call.

Limit one per household · Not valid with other offers · Limit one per customer · Pekko reserves the right to sigh.
✂ CUT HERE WINOFF BUY 1 WINDOWS, GET 1 OFFICE

FREE* — *installation and setup, with your own licence. No pirate copies.

Void where prohibited · Not valid with other offers · Limit one per customer · Pekko reserves the right to sigh.
✂ CUT HERE SIGH FREE CONSULTATION

Pekko will look at your PC and sigh, free of charge.

Cash value 1/100 of €0.01 · Not valid with other offers · Limit one per customer · Pekko reserves the right to sigh.

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